Good film franchises

[Kev]

The LOTR trilogy is probably the greatest trilogy of films ever made.

Pirates and Transformers maybe the shittest?

I enjoyed the Terminator films, except 2 which I hated for its sentimentism.

Oh, and although the third and fourth films weren't the best Aliens 1 & 2 are fantastic films.

The extended edition of Aliens was one of the greatest films ever made.

Note I didn't say imo. It's not a matter of opinion, it's objective fact. Only Greenbeanz would venture to disagree. He probably touted it at as the best film ever for 15 years though, watching it both in English, Mandarin and Spanish, plus carrying out exhaustive research into the alien anatomy until he realised it was actually a shit film, full of plot holes and contradictions after all.

I have never said imo in a post ever. Cinema is dead, and you are still a cunt.

I like this statement. It suggest that my cuntness has a permanence and stability to it. Even though cinema be dead and cultural entertainment has gone the way of dust, yet shall my cuntness endure, eternal, unchanged and everlasting.

There is a comforting security in knowing this to be true.

You will be but ashes 50 years from now, whereas I will always be a cunt. I like it.

[Master]

Buttman
Pussyman
Debbie Does Dallas

[Gandalf]

Pussyman? That sounds like a Bilbo flick. I will stay away from that one.

[Master]

Pussyman? That sounds like a Bilbo flick. I will stay away from that one.

But you like Buttman?

what about Austin Powers and his homage to James Bond?

[Gandalf]

Pussyman? That sounds like a Bilbo flick. I will stay away from that one.

But you like Buttman?

what about Austin Powers and his homage to James Bond?

Actually, fair play on Powers which I do really enjoy. It's the anti James Bond though and that's what makes it interesting. I like good comedy. James Bond is only ever unintentionally funny.

[Master]

Why did you change your name?

[Gandalf]

Why did you change your name?

It's something that connects somewhat with the past and I wanted something new.

Gandalf represents the big fight against all the forces of the evil empire and that is really just a grandiose extension of me. I was anointed Gandalf and it just seems to fit.

Just a fun thing to do really and I have never changed my name before.

[Beanz]

The LOTR trilogy is probably the greatest trilogy of films ever made.

Pirates and Transformers maybe the shittest?

I enjoyed the Terminator films, except 2 which I hated for its sentimentism.

Oh, and although the third and fourth films weren't the best Aliens 1 & 2 are fantastic films.

The extended edition of Aliens was one of the greatest films ever made.

Note I didn't say imo. It's not a matter of opinion, it's objective fact. Only Greenbeanz would venture to disagree. He probably touted it at as the best film ever for 15 years though, watching it both in English, Mandarin and Spanish, plus carrying out exhaustive research into the alien anatomy until he realised it was actually a shit film, full of plot holes and contradictions after all.

I have never said imo in a post ever. Cinema is dead, and you are still a cunt.

I like this statement. It suggest that my cuntness has a permanence and stability to it. Even though cinema be dead and cultural entertainment has gone the way of dust, yet shall my cuntness endure, eternal, unchanged and everlasting.

There is a comforting security in knowing this to be true.

You will be but ashes 50 years from now, whereas I will always be a cunt. I like it.

so now you are predicting the date of my death? Your such a charmer, and who said I wanted to be cremated? You assume a lot of things and yet I have never done you the same disservice. You were the first person I added as a friend on here and the first I removed.

[Kev]

The LOTR trilogy is probably the greatest trilogy of films ever made.

Pirates and Transformers maybe the shittest?

I enjoyed the Terminator films, except 2 which I hated for its sentimentism.

Oh, and although the third and fourth films weren't the best Aliens 1 & 2 are fantastic films.

The extended edition of Aliens was one of the greatest films ever made.

Note I didn't say imo. It's not a matter of opinion, it's objective fact. Only Greenbeanz would venture to disagree. He probably touted it at as the best film ever for 15 years though, watching it both in English, Mandarin and Spanish, plus carrying out exhaustive research into the alien anatomy until he realised it was actually a shit film, full of plot holes and contradictions after all.

I have never said imo in a post ever. Cinema is dead, and you are still a cunt.

I like this statement. It suggest that my cuntness has a permanence and stability to it. Even though cinema be dead and cultural entertainment has gone the way of dust, yet shall my cuntness endure, eternal, unchanged and everlasting.

There is a comforting security in knowing this to be true.

You will be but ashes 50 years from now, whereas I will always be a cunt. I like it.

so now you are predicting the date of my death? Your such a charmer, and who said I wanted to be cremated? You assume a lot of things and yet I have never done you the same disservice. You were the first person I added as a friend on here and the first I removed.

Why did you remove me you big bender? Fully half your posts on this forum have been addressed to me. Take me away and who you gonna talk to?


Gayer.

[Gandalf]

Keep your gay love/hate relationship out of my 'good film franchises' thread you benders. If I cannot have monologues about alcohol in Bilbo's shag the neighbors thread then Bilbo can't jump in here waving his handbag.

Cut it out you bastards.

[Ghost]

Fast And the Furious

[Master]

Home Alone

[Ghost]

Home Alone

Wife cracked the shit's again?