Beating a lady is not a major crime? I suppose in the great scheme of things murder and long drawn out torture could be regarded as worse than a quick one off beating. But still, you would have to consider beating up a woman, or even a man, as a pretty heinous and vile act.

We should all gather up our pitchforks and go and beat on Sulaiman for his own crimes against humanity. After each punch we could say to the weird little dwarf 'Hey, Middle Earth Emperor, this is kids play. After all we could be burning off your testicles with scented candles'. I'm sure he would heartily agree and have a good chuckle whilst the blood drips down his face.