What's the deal with Socialism?

[Gandalf]

The mental self laceration is a very occasional thing. It happens as commonly as Bilbo's nob shrinkage. A once every blue moon kind of thing.

I eat 3 square meals a day and I can fit down the supermarket aisle. Too many Western people overindulge in the former and can barely do the latter. They should moderate their eating habits more.

[Gandalf]

'Denial' over obesity health issues - Yahoo!

It seems that even fat people don't think that they are fat. They shovel pizza down their throats and then try to squeeze themselves into clothes that don't fit.

There is something amiss when a quarter of a country is shaped like an orange filled with blubber.

This has nothing to do with socialism really, but it does tell you that cheaply produced fast food is not all that good for the figure.

[Gandalf]

I don't understand people that cannot wait for a meal. When I was growing up, I was always told to wait and so I waited and then when I finally got my meal, I enjoyed it all the more. My wife is very svelte like me, but unlike me just cannot wait. Maybe I will say 'dinner will be ready in an hour' and automatically she will go and eat 2 bananas. Now I can only imagine the kind of carnage going on in homes full of these all too common obese people. 'Ten more minutes? Nooooooo!' Then they rip off the cupboard door and devour a Walker's multi pack of crisps.

Just wait for your meal and stop being a greedy bastard, you fat fuck!