Bike

[Master]

Someone stole my bike FFS!!!!!!!

[Andre]

What a shit, where'd you leave it?

[Master]

What a shit, where'd you leave it?

My fault left it in my garage, did not lock the bike or garage, so completely my fault, was shocked when the bike was not there. The worst thing was they tried to break into the house but failed miserably. Police came around took statement, looked for fingerprints and left their details. I was pleasantly surprised how good they were. however they will not catch the git and I am not insured.

However I will get another bike, but much cheaper.

[Andre]

Get a small pair of bolt cutters in case you see it at some school one day.. like tomorrow for instance. I'd be looking at the local schools, cops wont. Cant be that far away mate,its a push bike.

[Master]

Get a small pair of bolt cutters in case you see it at some school one day.. like tomorrow for instance. I'd be looking at the local schools, cops wont. Cant be that far away mate,its a push bike.

[Master]

I got a new bike and get my first puncture! Love riding just not the bike.

[Dave Hughey]

I got a new bike and get my first puncture! Love riding just not the bike.

Great you got another bike! Just keep riding. Everything will work out. Cycling is an art. Keep it up!

Just make sure you make eye contact with drivers at intersections!

[Master]

Ryanman on his red racer!

[Memphis]

Those bikes look a bit gay for my liking. I'm waiting for the bike to work scheme to start again. Going to get a road bike like you two faigs.

[ryanman]

Those bikes look a bit gay for my liking. I'm waiting for the bike to work scheme to start again. Going to get a road bike like you two faigs.

So you are choosing to also be a fag? A gay one.

[Master]

Those bikes look a bit gay for my liking. I'm waiting for the bike to work scheme to start again. Going to get a road bike like you two faigs.

The seat is so sharp that if you do not sit right you will lose your balls.