Why do People

[Mo Frazier]

I always intend on telling the Jehova's Witnesses that I worship the devil, but I'm always too nice to do it...and a little afraid that they might bring all their friends for a daily prayer and exorcism session

[El Kabong]

One time someone canvassing my neighborhood trying to get people to vote for Democrats knocked on my door.....you would have thought all Hell would have ensued and that they would have left in tears scurrying away from the hounds I had just released, but actually the girl doing this was very hot and so allowed her to spew her bullshit about "Man Made Global Warming" without laughing in her face.

The Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand are horrible...#1 none of them look remotely good & #2 What do they offer? A spot in Heaven...but at what cost? No celebrating of ANY kind, no birthdays, no halloween, no Christmas, no Santa Claus....they apparently think they'll get all the misery they can out of life and then in the afterlife they'll be rewarded with I don't know, candy or something...horrible bastards!


The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Dia bando]

One time someone canvassing my neighborhood trying to get people to vote for Democrats knocked on my door.....you would have thought all Hell would have ensued and that they would have left in tears scurrying away from the hounds I had just released, but actually the girl doing this was very hot and so allowed her to spew her bullshit about "Man Made Global Warming" without laughing in her face.

The Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand are horrible...#1 none of them look remotely good & #2 What do they offer? A spot in Heaven...but at what cost? No celebrating of ANY kind, no birthdays, no halloween, no Christmas, no Santa Claus....they apparently think they'll get all the misery they can out of life and then in the afterlife they'll be rewarded with I don't know, candy or something...horrible bastards!


The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

Sexy neighbours you lucky git, all my neighbours put the U in ugly.

[El Kabong]

Not all neighbors are created equal...luck of the draw man

[roberto duran legend]

I would not wany Ron Price knocking at my door

[Dia bando]

Not all neighbors are created equal...luck of the draw man

Would you swap me 3 ugly neighbours,for one sexy one.

[Mo Frazier]

One time someone canvassing my neighborhood trying to get people to vote for Democrats knocked on my door.....you would have thought all Hell would have ensued and that they would have left in tears scurrying away from the hounds I had just released, but actually the girl doing this was very hot and so allowed her to spew her bullshit about "Man Made Global Warming" without laughing in her face.

The Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand are horrible...#1 none of them look remotely good & #2 What do they offer? A spot in Heaven...but at what cost? No celebrating of ANY kind, no birthdays, no halloween, no Christmas, no Santa Claus....they apparently think they'll get all the misery they can out of life and then in the afterlife they'll be rewarded with I don't know, candy or something...horrible bastards!


The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

Had a good laugh at this


By the way, I must inquire...what is the origin of that .gif in your signature? If it's a pornography, I'd quite enjoy watching. Link?

[superheavyrhun]

The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

I do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.

[Dia bando]

This bring me to the conclusion people, that knock your door only want your money or for you to join a
cult. Fuck it I am going out Lyle, for a cup of sugar wish me luck.

[El Kabong]

The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

I do feel obliged to ask this Lyle...do you not have a footpath or driveway to get to your door? If you do, and these people are still walking over your lawn, then fuck the dogs get out the shotgun. This can also help to make sexy neighbours more compliant to your wishes.

Well now I live in a condo so its hardly a problem anymore for me. My parents however always get the Jehovah's Witnesses...my dog comes in handy for them very often.

[Gandalf]

I hate people knocking on my door and they are always Christians. I am tempted to buy a baseball bat and just open the door and scare them like never before, but knowing my luck it will be the delivery guy.

[Mo Frazier]

JW's (Or maybe Christians? ) just knocked on the door so I woke my friend up and told him someone was here for him. He went to the door looking so tired and angry that they said they'd come back at a better time

[Gandalf]

If I knocked on their door it would be frowned upon. I'm tempted to indulge in my fantasy of opening a door with a baseball bat. I will do it.

[Dia bando]

I always intend on telling the Jehova's Witnesses that I worship the devil, but I'm always too nice to do it...and a little afraid that they might bring all their friends for a daily prayer and exorcism session

Make's two of us.