Why do People

[Dia bando]

One time someone canvassing my neighborhood trying to get people to vote for Democrats knocked on my door.....you would have thought all Hell would have ensued and that they would have left in tears scurrying away from the hounds I had just released, but actually the girl doing this was very hot and so allowed her to spew her bullshit about "Man Made Global Warming" without laughing in her face.

The Jehovah's Witnesses on the other hand are horrible...#1 none of them look remotely good & #2 What do they offer? A spot in Heaven...but at what cost? No celebrating of ANY kind, no birthdays, no halloween, no Christmas, no Santa Claus....they apparently think they'll get all the misery they can out of life and then in the afterlife they'll be rewarded with I don't know, candy or something...horrible bastards!


The only people I want coming to my door Girl Scouts bringing cookies, Food delivery people, UPS/FedEx people bringing me anything I've ordered online, and sexy neighbors wanting to "borrow a cup of sugar".....other than that....GET OFF MY LAWN!

Sexy neighbours you lucky git, all my neighbours put the U in ugly.

[El Kabong]

Not all neighbors are created equal...luck of the draw man

[roberto duran legend]

I would not wany Ron Price knocking at my door

[Dia bando]

Not all neighbors are created equal...luck of the draw man

Would you swap me 3 ugly neighbours,for one sexy one.