In order to fulfil the criteria set by the opening poster and to employ a sort of filmic shorthand in describing a recent bowel evacuation. It's quite funny, say for example the lawn bowls Paul Kaye comedy film "Blackball", small, hard and rapidly ejected. Whilst not being very accurate in describing my recent faecal matter it is none the less a description of a Richard the third that is also a film title.![]()
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