BBC show Top Gear

[Gandalf]

Remember the parker coats when I was a kid, they were dangerous if you had the hood on all the way. We were warned at school not to put the hood on as you would be at risk of getting knocked down by a car.

Exactly, why should cars have all that power? You might as well just let people drive tanks if they are going to drive ugly, beastly SUV's.

[amat]

Jesus Miles you have a genuine mental problem! Why don't they just ban fiction literature, television programs, movies and everything else too? I just don't believe that you actually exist. Your life is ridiculous.

[Gandalf]

Jesus Miles you have a genuine mental problem! Why don't they just ban fiction literature, television programs, movies and everything else too? I just don't believe that you actually exist. Your life is ridiculous.

No, cars will suffice and less crime shows on TV.

I may be mental, but I am safe in the knowledge that I don't like cars.

[amat]

That's fine that you don't like cars. I like cars but I don't feel the need to ban them either. As a bartender and someone who talks to at least 40 different guys a day, I have come up with this theory. As a man, you must know one of three things. Either you know sports, you know cars or you know how to build shit. If one of those three things does not apply to you then you might just want to learn to suck cock now.

[Gandalf]

That's fine that you don't like cars. I like cars but I don't feel the need to ban them either. As a bartender and someone who talks to at least 40 different guys a day, I have come up with this theory. As a man, you must know one of three things. Either you know sports, you know cars or you know how to build shit. If one of those three things does not apply to you then you might just want to learn to suck cock now.

I know sports and politics and like a bit of music, but not into cars at all.

Some of my ranting is a little tongue in cheek, so don't take it too seriously. I own a car and even got a parking fine last month. I am a man.