BBC show Top Gear

[Gandalf]

Mind you, I get BBC entertainment out here and every program seems to be about crime. It is something I don't understand. I like Sherlock Holmes as much as the next man, but you wouldn't want him on TV 10 hours a day. Surely there is room in life for minimal crime and nicer stuff such as music and culture. But no it's rape this, murder that, steal a cake and so on. It's no wonder Britain is such a savage and vulgar hotbed of young thuggery. They are all raised on the stuff. I'm ranting a bit here, but the BBC has a lot to answer for. Bloody Top Gear. Then there is that dancing rubbish. How about something useful and worthwhile?

[Gandalf]

Doctor Who. That is another one that has been savaged by young hipsterdom. The doctor should be middle aged and not need to appeal to demographics based upon fashion and youthfulness. What kind of doctor looks younger than 25? I hope the Daleks get to him once and for all. Bastard. And the BBC forces you to buy a license. It is highway robbery.

Jeremy Clarkson would be more fitting as Doctor Who than these young people who masquerade as the doctor.

[CFH]

I've made it a point to get a few of my coworkers and watch some clips of this show on youtube every morning. I absolutely love this show.
I think Jeremy Clarkson would be a great boxing commentator.

Tell me the Bolivian Death Road is one of the clips you've seen.

[Master]

Remember the parker coats when I was a kid, they were dangerous if you had the hood on all the way. We were warned at school not to put the hood on as you would be at risk of getting knocked down by a car.

[Gandalf]

Remember the parker coats when I was a kid, they were dangerous if you had the hood on all the way. We were warned at school not to put the hood on as you would be at risk of getting knocked down by a car.

Exactly, why should cars have all that power? You might as well just let people drive tanks if they are going to drive ugly, beastly SUV's.

[amat]

Jesus Miles you have a genuine mental problem! Why don't they just ban fiction literature, television programs, movies and everything else too? I just don't believe that you actually exist. Your life is ridiculous.

[Gandalf]

Jesus Miles you have a genuine mental problem! Why don't they just ban fiction literature, television programs, movies and everything else too? I just don't believe that you actually exist. Your life is ridiculous.

No, cars will suffice and less crime shows on TV.

I may be mental, but I am safe in the knowledge that I don't like cars.

[amat]

That's fine that you don't like cars. I like cars but I don't feel the need to ban them either. As a bartender and someone who talks to at least 40 different guys a day, I have come up with this theory. As a man, you must know one of three things. Either you know sports, you know cars or you know how to build shit. If one of those three things does not apply to you then you might just want to learn to suck cock now.

[Gandalf]

That's fine that you don't like cars. I like cars but I don't feel the need to ban them either. As a bartender and someone who talks to at least 40 different guys a day, I have come up with this theory. As a man, you must know one of three things. Either you know sports, you know cars or you know how to build shit. If one of those three things does not apply to you then you might just want to learn to suck cock now.

I know sports and politics and like a bit of music, but not into cars at all.

Some of my ranting is a little tongue in cheek, so don't take it too seriously. I own a car and even got a parking fine last month. I am a man.