Why did you not Box?

[p4pking]

I think your story. About the baseball bat is. way more badass VD. That one isn't funny at all, really hardcore like a story should. be.

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

Well, I consider myself lucky, because I have been boxing.

But unfortunately, I never got the chance to end up in the Amateur or Professional competitions. The last boxing gym in my city closed down a while ago, and that ended all of my hopes for now. But I still box on the streets, taking on anybody that's willing to lace up the gloves with me.

So, for the last five years, I've had 125 fights. Rarely against good competition. Lost most of my fights early on, and haven't lost since September of 2009. My record is 97-22-6 with 73 knockouts/technical knockouts.

I'm only seventeen. I'm very wise for my experiences, and I plan on continuing boxing. I'm probably going to be stepping into the ring when I'm 18.

I've loved boxing ever since I became oddly obsessed with it. You get to a certain point when you fight, that when you get hit, it oddly feels good.

It's a sweet science. My main priority has always been defense and counterpunching, and because of it, I've only had three concussions. I'm mentally a little bit slower, but still sharp and smart.

I have three loves. 1. Boxing 2. The English Language and 3. Humor.

And I'll remain devoted to all three of those loves until the day I die, no doubt.

Lets see if I got this straight. You're 17 years old who's spent the last 5 years fighting the best 6th and 7th graders the local junior high has to offer. And despite being 5 years older and towering over them height wise you still managed to lose to them 22 times. Suffering 3 concussions in the process. This while concentrating on defense and counterpunching. Damn. Not much can really be said but

Yeah, okay, asshole.

I got the concussions from the only good fighters that I fought. I don't think I have ever boxed somebody younger than me. As a freshman in high school, I was boxing seniors.

And you hurt my feelings. You naughty poster, you.

[Violent Demise]

I think your story. About the baseball bat is. way more badass VD. That one isn't funny at all, really hardcore like a story should. be.

What a sad sheltered life you must of lived if you consider a baseball bat hard core. I bet you don't believe in sex before marriage either, huh?

[p4pking]

Of course Venereal, that and sarcasm are absolute no no's for me.

I do like how premarital sex and being attacked with weapons apparently go hand in hand in your estimation though, both a measure of how sheltered one's life has been. I'm sure you truly have been beat up a lot, being the victim of bullying is about the only charitable explanation for the way you post.