Hilarious! I love the move from "Chisora did this, Chisora did that, all threatening things," to the 100% passive voice to describe the altercation. You'd think Haye hadn't even participated.

I loved this too:

I was then happy to banter back and forth with Bonte and Klitschko, keen to ascertain whether he (Vitali) would stay true to his word and reiterate his desire to do what his younger brother couldn't do - knock me out.
Only a professional talker like Haye could behave as if "not getting knocked out" was some kind of victory to brag about and use to embarrass a potential opponent.