Any good jokes ????

[Dia bando]

Not even Gavin from autoglass could fix
Whitney's crack problem.

[Dia bando]

Women come to me I have sex with them and then I'm paid for my
services sound's great. But it not all fun being an undertaker.

[Master]

Arsenal.

[Beanz]

One for Andre

Why wasn't Christ born in Australia?

Where would you find three wise men and a virgin

One for Brockton

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your Grandma

[Scrap]

My Wifes Pal, asked Her if I was Circumcised, She said No He is a complete Prick

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

Why did the girl fall off of the swingset? She had no arms.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

[Dia bando]

What 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked
to day Whitney's Houston crack pipe.

[roberto duran legend]

Arsenal.

Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

[Master]

Arsenal.

Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

That was specifically aimed at you mate.

[Master]

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"
I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers fan?"
Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a West
Ham fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a car thief, what would you be then?"
Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

I'm a liverpool fan.

Just kidding. I'm an American.

[roberto duran legend]

I was on a train this morning in the toilet having a shit, when a voice
shouted, " can i see your ticket please? " "not right now" i replied,
" im having a shit". " i dont believe you , slide it under the door"
said the voice. "no problem " i said, " the yellow bits are sweetcorn".

[Andre]

Whats got four legs and an cunt halfway up its back?
A police horse.

[TitoFan]

Nice looking blonde tees off and sees her shot go wide of the fairway and into a group of older gentlemen.

She sees one of them go down, with his hands between his legs.

She runs over and says: "You poor dear... I hit you with my golf ball. Here... let me try to make it better."

She unzips the old guy and begins massaging his balls.

"There.... does that feel better?"

"Oh yeah! Feels great! But my thumb still hurts like hell, though!"

[Master]

A ladder was stolen from a school and the care taker wrote the following note:

Please return the ladder taken otherwise further steps will be taken.