Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

Arsenal.

Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

[Master]

Arsenal.

Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

That was specifically aimed at you mate.

[Master]

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"
I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers fan?"
Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a West
Ham fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a car thief, what would you be then?"
Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

I'm a liverpool fan.

Just kidding. I'm an American.

[Andre]

I'm a liverpool fan.

Just kidding. I'm an American.

Same thing.

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

I'm a liverpool fan.

Just kidding. I'm an American.

Same thing.

I had no idea.

[roberto duran legend]

Whats Arsenal and Heather Mills got in common , the second leg is just for show .
Champions league

[Violent Demise]

An old Germen man is walking up the stairs trying to get to his apartment. On the way up he sees two 11 year old girls (one jew, one black) sitting on the stairs doing home work.

Black girl: You almost finish yet? I'm done with my family tree

Jew girl: That's cuz your family tree is easier to do

Black girl: Why you say that?

Jew girl: Cuz you got a big family. If you need help you got your parents, your grand parents and even your great grand parents you can go to. I don't even have grand parents

Black girl: That is so sad

Jew girl: It is. I would do anything for a chance to talk to my great grand parents. I'll even suck a dick

Soon as he heard that the old man grabbed the jewish girl by her wrist. Took her inside his apartment and sat her in front of his oven.

You got 5 minutes to talk to your relatives and than I'm sticking my dick in your mouth