Any good jokes ????

[InTheNeutralCorner]

British Hospitality
Ralph, a french man age 72, is visiting London for the first time. He decides to skip the afternoon tour and explore the city on his own.

He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness.

After a while, he finds himself in a very high-class neighbourhood. Big, stately residences ... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all ... no public restrooms.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness beers and all that trouble with his prostate.

Ralph finds a narrow side street with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby (policeman), who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies Ralph, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the bobby, "Just follow me."

He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the bobbie. "Whiz away, anywhere you want."

Ralph enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. There are manicured lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby, "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call 'British hospitality'?"

"No sir," replied the bobbie, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

[InTheNeutralCorner]

Sorry for the large font of the above post. I copied & pasted that from my e-mail and unable to downsize the font nor change the color to black. I am not even able put this statement in the above post at this size & color hence the separate post.

Is the above post already a well-known joke in the UK?

Btw, this post is not a joke.

[Dark Lord Al]

Sorry for the large font of the above post. I copied & pasted that from my e-mail and unable to downsize the font nor change the color to black. I am not even able put this statement in the above post at this size & color hence the separate post.

Is the above post already a well-known joke in the UK?

Btw, this post is not a joke.

No it is not well known we only tell jokes that are funny.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

Sorry for the large font of the above post. I copied & pasted that from my e-mail and unable to downsize the font nor change the color to black. I am not even able put this statement in the above post at this size & color hence the separate post.

Is the above post already a well-known joke in the UK?

Btw, this post is not a joke.

No it is not well known we only tell jokes that are funny.

What if the nationalities are reversed? Would that be funny?

[Master]

Sorry for the large font of the above post. I copied & pasted that from my e-mail and unable to downsize the font nor change the color to black. I am not even able put this statement in the above post at this size & color hence the separate post.

Is the above post already a well-known joke in the UK?

Btw, this post is not a joke.

No it is not well known we only tell jokes that are funny.

What if the nationalities are reversed? Would that be funny?

No we hate the French just as much as you do.

[Andre]

Sorry for the large font of the above post. I copied & pasted that from my e-mail and unable to downsize the font nor change the color to black. I am not even able put this statement in the above post at this size & color hence the separate post.

Is the above post already a well-known joke in the UK?

Btw, this post is not a joke.

No it is not well known we only tell jokes that are funny.

What if the nationalities are reversed? Would that be funny?

No we hate the French just as much as you do.

I like the French joke about Pierre racing into the Gendarmes headquarters on his pushbike yelling out theres a mad man down in the fields he has murdered some poor woman and now he is making love to her.
The Gendarme takes his bike off him and races off down through the fieids then comes back half an hour later and smacks Pierre over the head and Says "You Idiot shes not dead she is English".

[Dia bando]

My wife told me she's leaving me because of my strange sexual need's that fine before you go
do you mind slamming the door on my cock as you go.