Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

I didnt beleive my wife at first when she told me Davey Jones had died,
Then i saw her face

[mrbig1]

I didnt beleive my wife at first when she told me Davey Jones had died,
Then i saw her face

Is she now a believer

[Dia bando]

I fuck in hate double standards sum bird, get a rampant rabbit an it's seen as'a a bit of naughty fun.
but when I ordered my 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy,with elasticated anus and imitation
shit dribble with breast nipple discharge and seaman collection tray.
With built in realistic rape cry sound system, I'm known as sum kind of sick pervert.

[robdux]

2 friends are sitting at a bar drinking and bullshitting, when 1 looks across the bar and sees 2 old guys sitting there drinking. so he says to his friend hey look at the 2 old guys on the other side of the bar, that is going to be us in 20 years. his friend looks at him and says "Thats a Fucking Mirror!"

[BIG H]

2 friends are sitting at a bar drinking and bullshitting, when 1 looks across the bar and sees 2 old guys sitting there drinking. so he says to his friend hey look at the 2 old guys on the other side of the bar, that is going to be us in 20 years. his friend looks at him and says "Thats a Fucking Mirror!"

2 friends are sitting at a bar drinking and bullshitting, when 1 looks across the bar and sees 2 old guys sitting there drinking. so he says to his friend hey look at the 2 old guys on the other side of the bar, that is going to be us in 20 years. his friend looks at him and says "Thats a Fucking Mirror" And then Charlie comes in and tryies to sucker punch one of the old guys, but the old guy knocks him out with 1 punch!

[Ghost]

So?

Where are the good jokes?

[yvonne]

I wonder what colour a Smurf would go if i was to choke the twat!!

[Andre]

So?

Where are the good jokes?

A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, and her dad put the wipers on and cleaned it off the screen and drove on like nothing happened.


After a while, the daughter asked her father, “Daddy, what was that that hit the window?”


Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, “It was only a bug, Honey.”


The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.. ”Gee it had a big dick, didn’t it?”

[robdux]

2 friends are sitting at a bar drinking and bullshitting, when 1 looks across the bar and sees 2 old guys sitting there drinking. so he says to his friend hey look at the 2 old guys on the other side of the bar, that is going to be us in 20 years. his friend looks at him and says "Thats a Fucking Mirror" And then Charlie comes in and tryies to sucker punch one of the old guys, but the old guy knocks him out with 1 punch!

damn that is funny, i never thought to add charlie to it. well i guess any joke is funny but its even funnier if it includes methenoff!

[Master]

My ex wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.

[FinitoElDinamita]

How do chinese people name their babies?


They throw a coin down the stairs and whatever sound it makes.. ching chong chow

[Master]

I use to like farm machinery but not any more.

I am an extractor fan.

[Master]

My wife has been having an affair with Usain Bolt. He is in big trouble when I catch him.

[Master]

“How’s the diet going?” I asked the wife
“Not good” she responded.
“I had an egg for breakfast”.
“Fried?” I probed
“No, Cadbury’s”.

[Master]

My wife has just nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge but I am a little confused . Do the rules really say you have to hold a toaster?