ESPN's FNF thread for March 2nd - Guzman vs Jesus

[Mars_ax]

March 2
At Hollywood, Fla. (ESPN2/ESPN3): Joan Guzman vs. Jesus Pabon, 10 rounds, junior welterweights; Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, 10 rounds, welterweights; J.C. Payano vs. Jose Silveiro, 10 rounds, bantamweights; Claudio Marrero vs. Gerardo Zayas, 10 rounds, featherweights.

Alrighty here we go, Joe & Teddy calling the action Bernardo Osuna in the studio, 1st up Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, welterweights.

I'm nursing a "gardening injury" from earlier this afternoon, I may need a couple shots of Crown Royal for medicinal purposes tonight.

Why is gardening injury in quotes? Is that code for something?

Naaah, I just thought y'all might think it was funny, I was using my post hole diggers to dig deep holes to put tomato plants in. After doing about 18 holes, my old body was worn out.
I wasn't cultivating weed or anything, no code.

[killersheep]

March 2
At Hollywood, Fla. (ESPN2/ESPN3): Joan Guzman vs. Jesus Pabon, 10 rounds, junior welterweights; Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, 10 rounds, welterweights; J.C. Payano vs. Jose Silveiro, 10 rounds, bantamweights; Claudio Marrero vs. Gerardo Zayas, 10 rounds, featherweights.

Alrighty here we go, Joe & Teddy calling the action Bernardo Osuna in the studio, 1st up Ed Paredes vs. Manuel Leyva, welterweights.

I'm nursing a "gardening injury" from earlier this afternoon, I may need a couple shots of Crown Royal for medicinal purposes tonight.

Why is gardening injury in quotes? Is that code for something?

Naaah, I just thought y'all might think it was funny, I was using my post hole diggers to dig deep holes to put tomato plants in. After doing about 18 holes, my old body was worn out.
I wasn't cultivating weed or anything, no code.

gotcha, I need to get my tomatoes in as well.

[Mars_ax]

Leyva is trying to make a fight out of it, but looks to be a matter of time before Paredes gets him out of there.

[Mars_ax]

Not a bad opening fight, they should have some news about Wlady vs Jean-Marc as soon as Leyva gets stopped.

[Diane]

Well Leyva showed a lot heart, and kept on trying at least.

[Diane]

Mmmmm mmmm, here's the best part of tonights show.

[killersheep]

Mmmmm mmmm, here's the best part of tonights show.

Diane with the timing as per usual.

[Diane]

Mmmmm mmmm, here's the best part of tonights show.

Diane with the timing as per usual.

You know Miguel is permanently on my radar.

[Spicoli]

Ok when does Teddy talk about Povetkin and give the ol....told ya so.

[Mars_ax]

Ok when does Teddy talk about Povetkin and give the ol....told ya so.

Like Povetkin would have done any better with Teddy yelling at him.

[Mars_ax]

The more I think about it, the more I believe Huck should have won that fight.

[Spicoli]

Ok when does Teddy talk about Povetkin and give the ol....told ya so.

Like Povetkin would have done any better with Teddy yelling at him.

Nope. But at least we would have seen him threaten to hit him with a phone and go all drunken tony robbins on him.