Attempted Burglary

[Master]

I had my car broken into a few times, but generally I've lived in decent areas and I'm more likely to be the perpetrator rather than a victim of crime.

It may be a little weird, but I do have a baseball bat that is never too far away which I keep in my room. Although I live with my parents in the country, we did have one believed incident of an intruder who fled when my mam woke up. Nothing taken, just slightly worrying and we tightened security etc.

That reminds me of a police programAn Chinese man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,

"Why it change? Yestaday I get two hunat daras fo yen - today I get hunat eighty daras?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Chinese man says, "Fluc you white guys too!
me where the guy said to the police who had stopped him that he kept the baseball bat for protection. they arrested him for carrying an dangerous weapon. If he had said someone left it there and he was going to throw it away he would have got away with it.

[superheavyrhun]

Thanks for including the Chinese joke in that response, even though I don't quite see its relevance. My baseball bat is always kept with my baseball, and is just there for sporting purposes if anyone asks.

[Master]

Thanks for including the Chinese joke in that response, even though I don't quite see its relevance. My baseball bat is always kept with my baseball, and is just there for sporting purposes if anyone asks.

Sorry that was a mistake, copy and paste gone wrong.

Yes that is what you should say it is for.

Oddly enough the bike next to me at the station got nicked today, there is a camera but that has not deterred the scallies.

[Gandalf]

Master, you must resist the buggery.