Attempted Burglary

[Master]

I had my bike stolen from the garage the other day which obviously annoyed me. I later found out the scally also tried to break into the house in the night by trying to take the beading out of the window. Dumb gits were wasting their time but worryingly the next door neighbours had a break in the day. They took his Audi keys so he had to get it taken away because it is his pride and joy.

With the recession these criminals will try it on more and more.

[Gandalf]

That's not good.

Britain is a nasty cesspit full of the most insidious of scally scum. I feel for the nice people as they are there, but they are swimming in a sea of sharks from government down to the wastelands.

[Master]

You maybe right but still will not leave the place.

[El Kabong]

That's not good.

Britain is a nasty cesspit full of the most insidious of scally scum. I feel for the nice people as they are there, but they are swimming in a sea of sharks from government down to the wastelands.

No guns man....you know what my friend bought the other day



....a man's home is his castle!

[Master]

I would get arrested having one of those.

[El Kabong]

I would get arrested having one of those.

I know, because you live in England and they aren't allowed....pity that

[Master]

Had my back wheel stolen last week, cost £108, so been a victim of crime twice in a couple of months, before that never happened to me before.

[TitoFan]

That's not good.

Britain is a nasty cesspit full of the most insidious of scally scum. I feel for the nice people as they are there, but they are swimming in a sea of sharks from government down to the wastelands.

No guns man....you know what my friend bought the other day



....a man's home is his castle!

With one of those, a man's home is merely his headquarters.

[superheavyrhun]

I had my car broken into a few times, but generally I've lived in decent areas and I'm more likely to be the perpetrator rather than a victim of crime.

It may be a little weird, but I do have a baseball bat that is never too far away which I keep in my room. Although I live with my parents in the country, we did have one believed incident of an intruder who fled when my mam woke up. Nothing taken, just slightly worrying and we tightened security etc.

[Master]

I had my car broken into a few times, but generally I've lived in decent areas and I'm more likely to be the perpetrator rather than a victim of crime.

It may be a little weird, but I do have a baseball bat that is never too far away which I keep in my room. Although I live with my parents in the country, we did have one believed incident of an intruder who fled when my mam woke up. Nothing taken, just slightly worrying and we tightened security etc.

That reminds me of a police programAn Chinese man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,

"Why it change? Yestaday I get two hunat daras fo yen - today I get hunat eighty daras?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Chinese man says, "Fluc you white guys too!
me where the guy said to the police who had stopped him that he kept the baseball bat for protection. they arrested him for carrying an dangerous weapon. If he had said someone left it there and he was going to throw it away he would have got away with it.

[superheavyrhun]

Thanks for including the Chinese joke in that response, even though I don't quite see its relevance. My baseball bat is always kept with my baseball, and is just there for sporting purposes if anyone asks.

[Master]

Thanks for including the Chinese joke in that response, even though I don't quite see its relevance. My baseball bat is always kept with my baseball, and is just there for sporting purposes if anyone asks.

Sorry that was a mistake, copy and paste gone wrong.

Yes that is what you should say it is for.

Oddly enough the bike next to me at the station got nicked today, there is a camera but that has not deterred the scallies.

[Gandalf]

Master, you must resist the buggery.

[AdamGB]

I would get arrested having one of those.

I know, because you live in England and they aren't allowed....pity that

Most burglars aren't getting hold of any sort of fire arm either. All Police forces have them though.

[El Kabong]

I would get arrested having one of those.

I know, because you live in England and they aren't allowed....pity that

Most burglars aren't getting hold of any sort of fire arm either. All Police forces have them though.

Not really the point but just to appease all the anti-gun folks here, the studies done after strict gun laws have gone into effect show a spike in gun crime and over all violence and after those laws are repealed we see dramatic drops in crime altogether, why? When someone may be packing heat criminals start to rethink their choices.