I had my bike stolen from the garage the other day which obviously annoyed me. I later found out the scally also tried to break into the house in the night by trying to take the beading out of the window. Dumb gits were wasting their time but worryingly the next door neighbours had a break in the day. They took his Audi keys so he had to get it taken away because it is his pride and joy.

With the recession these criminals will try it on more and more.