Stupidest post you've ever made? Let's have some fun..

[Andre]

Too many to mention. I started a thread the other day and couldn't make any sense in my OP because of drunkenness. Pretty bad. I have no recollection.

You had some real zingers back in your drinking days.

I still have my very odd moments. I don't regret anything though. It is part of who I am.

I am probably the most peaceful person on this site and yet I will say things in the most confrontational manner. It is my paradox.

Ha, tell that to your rice cooker!

I must stop referring to her like that, I'm sorry.

[Gandalf]

Too many to mention. I started a thread the other day and couldn't make any sense in my OP because of drunkenness. Pretty bad. I have no recollection.

You had some real zingers back in your drinking days.

I still have my very odd moments. I don't regret anything though. It is part of who I am.

I am probably the most peaceful person on this site and yet I will say things in the most confrontational manner. It is my paradox.

Ha, tell that to your rice cooker!

I must stop referring to her like that, I'm sorry.

She is my little rice cooker, quite true. She would agree about all the contradictions too, but that's what makes me me.

[Andre]

You do realize that was only in jest.Because you've smashed the mechanical rice cooker, I summarize the misses had to take over the cooking of your rice.

[Gandalf]

You do realize that was only in jest.Because you've smashed the mechanical rice cooker, I summarize the misses had to take over the cooking of your rice.

It was funny. In truth she would only ever order another one. It is quite beyond my control.