Tell Me Why

[Dia bando]

My wife has just burnt out the vacuum cleaner, hell she goes through them thing's any how she bought
a Vax £64 not bad price, in the past she has had Dyson's £200 plus. Tell me why are Dyson's so much
more expensive. The Vax is plastic bag less it got what's the Dysons got is it all in a name.

[GOAT]

My wife has just burnt out the vacuum cleaner, hell she goes through them thing's

...because you married this.....

[Andre]

Tell you why?

Because they suck,even the older ones with the bags.

[Beanz]

My wife has just burnt out the vacuum cleaner, hell she goes through them thing's

...because you married this.....

What is fucking wrong with you man?

[Master]

I have desperately tried to avoid buying an over priced (Tory supporting) Dyson but have done so in the end. They are good products and I have to admit that when the hose had a hole in it, be cause it had sucked up a pen, they replace it free and it was very easy as it has a 5 year guarantee. If they had a washing machine I would get those too but apparently they have stopped making those.

Also you must have seen there hand dryers in toilets, totally cool.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Henry. £100. Used by all tradesmen.
Can't go wrong.

[GOAT]

My wife has just burnt out the vacuum cleaner, hell she goes through them thing's

...because you married this.....

What is fucking wrong with you man?

You got a lack of humour, son? Look, Andre likes this.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Henry. £100. Used by all tradesmen.
Can't go wrong.

we used to break them all the time

[Saddo]

for the record Dysons rock and are worth every penny on suction alone

Vax's are pretty rubbish IMHO and can't even clean carpets (what they are made for) never mind hover up.

[Beanz]

My wife has just burnt out the vacuum cleaner, hell she goes through them thing's

...because you married this.....

What is fucking wrong with you man?

You got a lack of humour, son? Look, Andre likes this.

But then it wasn't Andre's wife you were referring to was it dipshit?

[Andre]

My wife has just burnt out the vacuum cleaner, hell she goes through them thing's

...because you married this.....

What is fucking wrong with you man?

You got a lack of humour, son? Look, Andre likes this.

But then it wasn't Andre's wife you were referring to was it dipshit?

I think it was just joke, if you want to put my name there instead , My misses would laugh at it too,but thats us.


It would get her back for calling me her domestic bitch the other day. :-)

[Dia bando]

for the record Dysons rock and are worth every penny on suction alone

Vax's are pretty rubbish IMHO and can't even clean carpets (what they are made for) never mind hover up.

Do you think so, our's died after about 2 years and the wife's friend £300 one has just given up as well,
I think she's had it about 18 months.So are they really that good Dyson's over priced I feel.

[Andre]

We've had a Weirthheim for many years,gone through two head attachments so far and its still running fine. expensive to run buying the bags cause they are filters as well as bags, but it takes all the dust mites out of the place.

[greynotsoold]

My father used to say about my mother, that she couldn't figure out how to turn a screw-driver, but she could figure out how to flush a refrigerator down the toilet.

[GOAT]

for the record Dysons rock and are worth every penny on suction alone

Vax's are pretty rubbish IMHO and can't even clean carpets (what they are made for) never mind hover up.

Do you think so, our's died after about 2 years and the wife's friend £300 one has just given up as well,
I think she's had it about 18 months.So are they really that good Dyson's over priced I feel.

So just buy Tyson to clean your floor with a tooth-brush then.