The 2012 London Olympic Games

[Ghost]

I don't understand really. People are talking about cocks in mouths which cannot be substantiated and yet I merely pointed out that Sharon Davies has a chest like an ancient martian canyon which is a fact and rather funny.

you hate women who look like women and prefer 'women' who look like pre-pubescent boys, it's not the first time you've gone on about western women looking aged and rough, this is life, it's natural. Deal with it. You brag about stuffing your face with unhealthy foods while remaining slim but look down on the poor folk who eat the same as you but gain weight.

It's the worst kind of pseudo-intellectualism, looking down on the poor ignorant masses. You'd be a great politician

Wait, your chest isn't red and wrinkly is it?!

condition of my chest is now your business because?

It takes the attention away from where his cock is.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I don't understand really. People are talking about cocks in mouths which cannot be substantiated and yet I merely pointed out that Sharon Davies has a chest like an ancient martian canyon which is a fact and rather funny.

you hate women who look like women and prefer 'women' who look like pre-pubescent boys, it's not the first time you've gone on about western women looking aged and rough, this is life, it's natural. Deal with it. You brag about stuffing your face with unhealthy foods while remaining slim but look down on the poor folk who eat the same as you but gain weight.

It's the worst kind of pseudo-intellectualism, looking down on the poor ignorant masses. You'd be a great politician

Wait, your chest isn't red and wrinkly is it?!

condition of my chest is now your business because?

It takes the attention away from where his cock is.

[ryanman]

I don't understand really. People are talking about cocks in mouths which cannot be substantiated and yet I merely pointed out that Sharon Davies has a chest like an ancient martian canyon which is a fact and rather funny.

you hate women who look like women and prefer 'women' who look like pre-pubescent boys, it's not the first time you've gone on about western women looking aged and rough, this is life, it's natural. Deal with it. You brag about stuffing your face with unhealthy foods while remaining slim but look down on the poor folk who eat the same as you but gain weight.

It's the worst kind of pseudo-intellectualism, looking down on the poor ignorant masses. You'd be a great politician

Wait, your chest isn't red and wrinkly is it?!

condition of my chest is now your business because?

It takes the attention away from where his cock is.

Just a joke

[Gandalf]

Mylene Klass (spelling?) has a nice chestline, but she has a horribly scrawny neck. There are many lines emanating from it. Again, this is merely an observation and not stated because I hate women.

I watch Melanie Sykes every day and think she is a very attractive lady. She just doesn't have a red raw chest.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Mylene Klass (spelling?) has a nice chestline, but she has a horribly scrawny neck. There are many lines emanating from it. Again, this is merely an observation and not stated because I hate women.

I watch Melanie Sykes every day and think she is a very attractive lady. She just doesn't have a red raw chest.

you could probably take her in a fight

[ryanman]

Mylene Klass (spelling?) has a nice chestline, but she has a horribly scrawny neck. There are many lines emanating from it. Again, this is merely an observation and not stated because I hate women.

I watch Melanie Sykes every day and think she is a very attractive lady. She just doesn't have a red raw chest.

That's the correct spelling.
Yes she does have a nice chestline. I hadn't noticed the neck probem but I will look out for that next time.
Mel Sykes nearly passed out on air a couple of weeks ago I noticed.

[Gandalf]

Mylene Klass (spelling?) has a nice chestline, but she has a horribly scrawny neck. There are many lines emanating from it. Again, this is merely an observation and not stated because I hate women.

I watch Melanie Sykes every day and think she is a very attractive lady. She just doesn't have a red raw chest.

you could probably take her in a fight

I wouldn't fight Melanie Sykes. I would fight Gino though, the pink shirt wearing nonce. It is my dream to prepare a Sheperd's pie with Melanie whilst watching Gino squirm in a tightly locked oven.

[Ghost]

Hmmm, Muff Oven.

[Gandalf]

This is great replying to people in real time. Usually I just post in response to myself multiple times as nobody posts when I usually post. There are loads of responses in this thread. Well done, Team GB!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

yeah maybe people could actually post about the sport that's taken place rather than how fuckable the presenters are

[Gandalf]

I didn't say anything about having sex with anyone, I was merely stating an observation about appearance. Sex doesn't really have anything to do with what I said. I don't really think in such a way. When I make an observation about appearance it really is just that. The male presenters are aging in a nicer way than SOME of the women. Not that I am talking fuckability either, it is just about redness and wrinkles. Nothing more, nothing less.

[ryanman]

yeah maybe people could actually post about the sport that's taken place rather than how fuckable the presenters are

Plenty of time for that Missy. 16 more days yet.
This thread will veer on and off topic I hope.

BBC sports editor David Bond is utterly clueless when describing the events of the road race. No wonder the casual fan had no hope of analysing it properly.

[superheavyrhun]

Everyone talked about Cavendish being an overwhelming favourite when it came to the race today, but I wonder if it would have been wiser to allow Wiggins and Froome free reign to try and attack and join the breakaways. I know Cavendish is an amazing sprinter, and yes he's won a lot of stages, but even in the tour de france when he is in a sprint he loses more than he wins. The tactic depended on GB dominating and being able to give him the same lead out he got on the Champs Elysses.

Giving Froome the freedom to attack around Box Hill would have been very interesting, especially as he had been a workhorse for Wiggins for the majority of the last month. The plan was all about gold, while if Froome broke it down into a group of four or five then he'd have been in a good position for a medal.

[Gandalf]

No, I definitely don't know very much about cycling. You guys are very technical.

I will abstain from mentioning Sharon Davies from now on as I think she has been done enough.

Kelly Holmes is starting to look like Fatima Whitbread. I refuse to believe that Fatima is either male or female. I see her everywhere these days and I can't work her out.

[ryanman]

Everyone talked about Cavendish being an overwhelming favourite when it came to the race today, but I wonder if it would have been wiser to allow Wiggins and Froome free reign to try and attack and join the breakaways. I know Cavendish is an amazing sprinter, and yes he's won a lot of stages, but even in the tour de france when he is in a sprint he loses more than he wins. The tactic depended on GB dominating and being able to give him the same lead out he got on the Champs Elysses.

Giving Froome the freedom to attack around Box Hill would have been very interesting, especially as he had been a workhorse for Wiggins for the majority of the last month. The plan was all about gold, while if Froome broke it down into a group of four or five then he'd have been in a good position for a medal.

Take your point but putting Froome in a breakaway would have made it a complete lottery. In hindsight it woud have been better to have had a ticket in the lottery than the no ticket situation we ended up with but thats hindsight. Our tactics were right but you need more than just the right personel and tactics in road racing.
Also, when it finishes in a pure bunch sprint on in the Tour de France Cav actually wins the vast majority of the time.