The 2012 London Olympic Games

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Trust me, Fenster's money cost Phelps that race. I can get anyone beat. (fucking dopey American divvy muppet)

would you let us know in advance so everyone can bet elsewhere?

[superheavyrhun]

Okay, my hopes for being an Olympian have been completely changed, the reality is that I need to take up Judo.

BBC Sport - London 2012 Olympics - Ricardo Blas Jr : Guam, Judo

This guy is only an inch or so taller than me and weighs in at an impressive 34 stone!

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Okay, my hopes for being an Olympian have been completely changed, the reality is that I need to take up Judo.

BBC Sport - London 2012 Olympics - Ricardo Blas Jr : Guam, Judo

This guy is only an inch or so taller than me and weighs in at an impressive 34 stone!

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

apparently you should take up shooting if you're not built like an athlete.

[Memphis]

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

I am most like..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/...b-c05102dd34a9

[superheavyrhun]

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

I am most like..

BBC Sport - London 2012 Olympics - Allison Randall : Jamaica, Athletics

Mmmmm, hope you have those sexy locks too.

[Gandalf]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

[Memphis]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

[Gandalf]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

The black ones, but who are a shade lighter than black. They are nice, but I don't know who they are.

[Beanz]

Well done Mo, look at him go. Great night for Great Britain

[Fenster]

Trust me, Fenster's money cost Phelps that race. I can get anyone beat. (fucking dopey American divvy muppet)

would you let us know in advance so everyone can bet elsewhere?

My pathetic bets actually came to an end.

I got dopey Phelps, a French women and the French relay team all to come second, however, I flagged up that Chinese swimming girl as a great bet. She won at a fantastic price for anyone that bet her when I did.

Now i'm gonna concentrate at getting all track and field athletes beat.