The 2012 London Olympic Games

[Memphis]

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

I am most like..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/...b-c05102dd34a9

[superheavyrhun]

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.

I am most like..

BBC Sport - London 2012 Olympics - Allison Randall : Jamaica, Athletics

Mmmmm, hope you have those sexy locks too.

[Gandalf]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

[Memphis]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

[Gandalf]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

The black ones, but who are a shade lighter than black. They are nice, but I don't know who they are.

[Memphis]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

The black ones, but who are a shade lighter than black. They are nice, but I don't know who they are.

Dark grey ones?

[Master]

Jessica is a babe.

[GOAT]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

The black ones, but who are a shade lighter than black. They are nice, but I don't know who they are.

Dark grey ones?

No. Teh redbones. Azz up, face down.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

The black ones, but who are a shade lighter than black. They are nice, but I don't know who they are.

what the fuck are you on about you cock?

[Memphis]

He's salivating over Tyson Gay I think.

[Gandalf]

Ennis, a little bit like penis, that is the one. The things that could be done to her with a penis! Some of these US sprinters are very nice too. I like Pendleton too, but she is looking old around the eyes. I see why she is retiring. And go on Andy Murray, you stud! He's not fit.

Who you talking about?

The black ones, but who are a shade lighter than black. They are nice, but I don't know who they are.

what the fuck are you on about you cock?

Just as I said. You sound weird and bitter that men might find women of various shades attractive.

[Beanz]

Well done Mo, look at him go. Great night for Great Britain