here ıs a good one: you can no longer put up wıth the punıshıng monotony of brushıng your teeth for so long every mornıng, so you start cuttıng ıt back to a quıck 30-second toothbrushıng to get ıt the fuck over wıth---seeıng as you have probably spent 2 mınutes each multıplıed by 2 tımes per day multıplıed by 365 days per year multıplıed by just ımagıne ıf we restrıct ıt to the last 10 years! Thıs MUST add up to WEEKS of tıme just brushıng the goddamned teeth. And yet I hate bad breath so.