LOL..... the thing about Teddy is he carries the analogies too far. One minute he's comparing the boxers to a surfer waiting for the perfect wave..... then he goes off into a baseball analogy, comparing punches to pitches (low and away... high and inside). He even does non-sport analogies.... one time going into business and meetings and shit like that. And when he grabs on to an analogy, he'll milk it throughout the fight.

Tessitore must have a couple of drinks both before and after each fight.
Bless his patient soul....