Soaps

[Master]

I like corrie better than enders this year

Watching Tyrone getting beat up by his woman is a turn on.

[Mars_ax]

It may sound vain, but I prefer my 'real' life to watching the fictitious lives of others, soaps are like mental masturbation, who needs it.

[Andre]

[Master]

What happened in the soaps how did Derick die, did Kat sit on his face? Did the former prostitute Leanne marry Nick or go with the alcoholic?

[Saddo]

oh mate.... this aint like the sullivans, prisoner cell block H, home and away or neighbours mate.

or the drivel the USA spews out

these are great UK soaps

Derek had a heart attack btw

[Beanz]

oh mate.... this aint like the sullivans, prisoner cell block H, home and away or neighbours mate.

or the drivel the USA spews out

these are great UK soaps

Derek had a heart attack btw

Quite right there are moments in Enders that could easily compete with the best of Pinter, Marlow or Shakespeare. Quality. Corrie is poo though and Hollyoaks is even worse.

[Otley]

Soaps are like a drug.....you shouldn't do it........and when you try it you are hooked FOREVER.....the best thing to do is NEVER WATCH IT....especially at Crimbo......cause it takes 12 months to milk the plot!!


Job Biscuit (I wouldn't mind watching the repeats of Crossroads...the episode when the Motel burns down)!!!!!


eh eh!!!

[Master]

Mark my words 12 months down the line it will be the same plots but different characters involving deaths, wedding, accidents and cheating.

[roberto duran legend]

Last time i watched soaps,Den and Angie were running the Queen vic,
and Hilda ogden was in corrie.Shit then dont suppose its changed much.
How is Hilda getting on.

[greynotsoold]

I'll tell you what is wrong with soaps, American soaps (which have the coolest chicks)
Laura Wright Nervous to Act Alongside Sarah Brown - TV Fanatic
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...gay romance.
The other day on Days Of Our Lives, "Will" and "Sonny" engaged in a classic, rip the clothes off, animal-style sex scene. This was very traumatic. So I quit watching for a week, and watched "General Hospital" instead.
A week later I turned on Days to see one of those slow, pan up the screen shots...You know, the sheets, the bare legs...But all four of the fucking legs were hairy!!!

[Beanz]

Soaps are like a drug.....you shouldn't do it........and when you try it you are hooked FOREVER.....the best thing to do is NEVER WATCH IT....especially at Crimbo......cause it takes 12 months to milk the plot!!


Job Biscuit (I wouldn't mind watching the repeats of Crossroads...the episode when the Motel burns down)!!!!!


eh eh!!!

couldn't find the burning down one

[Master]

If I was Masood I would bang Alyeesha within an inch of her life, especially when you have that nag pot of a wife of his.

[Beanz]

If I was Masood I would bang Alyeesha within an inch of her life, especially when you have that nag pot of a wife of his.

I thought you were Masood ?

[GOAT]

Quality Soap.



I could watch it over and over again...

[Master]

If I was Masood I would bang Alyeesha within an inch of her life, especially when you have that nag pot of a wife of his.

I thought you were Masood ?

I wish I was, young hot female babe ready willing and able to fulfil my every sexual needs.