I'll tell you what is wrong with soaps, American soaps (which have the coolest chicks)
Laura Wright Nervous to Act Alongside Sarah Brown - TV Fanatic
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...gay romance.
The other day on Days Of Our Lives, "Will" and "Sonny" engaged in a classic, rip the clothes off, animal-style sex scene. This was very traumatic. So I quit watching for a week, and watched "General Hospital" instead.
A week later I turned on Days to see one of those slow, pan up the screen shots...You know, the sheets, the bare legs...But all four of the fucking legs were hairy!!!