This woman seems to be on every chat or game show on TV at the moment as she is about as funny as a bereavement! How does she make a living as a comedian? I am watching her now on Jonathan Ross and its painful.
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Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
This woman seems to be on every chat or game show on TV at the moment as she is about as funny as a bereavement! How does she make a living as a comedian? I am watching her now on Jonathan Ross and its painful.
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What you are missing, I presume, is a vagina. Whilst not all women can find her funny surely they must make up the majority of her fanbase.
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bought her dvd for my mam for xmas, utter filth. not at all like her tv comedy.
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Whoops sorry I hit edit instead of quote.Originally Posted by BIG H
(Funny as bereavement)
Good expression! not heard that before.
As Beenz says the secret is Beaver.
Ive seen maybe two good female comics over the last 50 years the rest have been a story and a giggle at best.
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Re: Sarah Millican.... What am I missing??
She is funny.
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I am guessing that she is unattractive? Else, where are the pictures?
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She is shit. You aren't missing anything, she just isn't funny. The day she is back working on the checkout at Tesco's the better for us all.
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Can't find any tv-producer who'd tap dat azz. Certainly british.
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She has her moments but when you're on the box that much you're bound to let out something funny every once in a while. To me she's Jo Brand reloaded, Im fat, I love eating...............oh! Ive got a fella too......and he's a twat.
Thats pretty much the act. Jo Brand isnt funny either.
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I don't get her either. Or John Bishop
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John Bishop, I know he's done a lot for charity and all that, but what a cunt. I have a special feeling of irrational hatred for him. He used to sell pharmaceuticals and not the interesting illegal ones either, he's a vegetarian, loves new labour and after having his teeth whitened went on Desert Island Discs and then chose Jim Reeves "Bimbo" ,some krappy Simple Minds track and just when you thought he had turned it all around by choosing a Bowie track it turned out to be "Let's dance". Really? fuck off you goofy suit wearing Kont.
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And Miranda.
Lee Evans has his funny moments but all that screeching and overacting drives me mad after a bit.
I like Jack Dee some people don't like his miserable git act but he is funny.
And Frankie Boyle. Obscene and he doesn't give a fuck. Excellent.
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Agreed on all counts
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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