Self-aggrandizing athletes

[Spicoli]

Well. Ray Lewis could use a big ol cup of get the fuck over ya'self If I see that ass clown stomp 'dance' one more time I'm pitching an empty at the flatscreen. He may not be calling himself the best LB to play but dude. We get it, ok, tears...emotion...face paint...soap boxes, Jesus and loooong goodbyes. Now fuck right off. Thanks

[TitoFan]

Well. Ray Lewis could use a big ol cup of get the fuck over ya'self If I see that ass clown stomp 'dance' one more time I'm pitching an empty at the flatscreen. He may not be calling himself the best LB to play but dude. We get it, ok, tears...emotion...face paint...soap boxes, Jesus and loooong goodbyes. Now fuck right off. Thanks

Finally! Someone else not overcome with tears watching the "Goodbye Ray Lewis" show.
AMEN, brother!!


(Tony Gonzalez, arguably the best tight end ever to play the game, also retired this year and he hasn't yet been spotted handing out flyers of his face to passing motorists. Take notes, Ray.)

[GOAT]

You got problems with athletes who know their role?

[TitoFan]

No. As long as they don't take up 2-page spreads in the newspaper to tell us about it.

[Gandalf]

James Toney is the king of this. When Toney is talking you better be listening because it's James Toney time! He'll knock your mic, sing a sonnet for Burger King, all the whilst declaring himself the greatest thing since Barbie.

[GOAT]

No. As long as they don't take up 2-page spreads in the newspaper to tell us about it.

Best advice: don't buy if you don't like.

[TitoFan]

No. As long as they don't take up 2-page spreads in the newspaper to tell us about it.

Best advice: don't buy if you don't like.

Kinda hard to avoid the aerial banners paid for by Ray himself.

[Mars_ax]

Well. Ray Lewis could use a big ol cup of get the fuck over ya'self If I see that ass clown stomp 'dance' one more time I'm pitching an empty at the flatscreen. He may not be calling himself the best LB to play but dude. We get it, ok, tears...emotion...face paint...soap boxes, Jesus and loooong goodbyes. Now fuck right off. Thanks

If i'm not mistaken Ray Lewis calls that his "squirrel" dance what ever the fuck that means. The dude is suppose to be retiring this year, (lets hope he does) for this reason alone I hope SF wins the Super-bowl.

I don't know why i'm thinking about him, but "Mr. October", Reggie Jackson comes to mind, some of his NY Yankee teammates used to say, where the fuck was he the rest of the year?

[TitoFan]

Now he (Lewis) is being implicated in an issue regarding the use of an NFL-banned substance, and he's obviously bothered. They brought it up on "media day" and Ray was like, "Hey... cut that shit out. Don't you know it's "Ray Lewis Day"? Let me bask in the adoration and self-promotion and you, get the hell outta here!"




I not only hope SF wins.... I hope Frank Gore leaves his cleat marks all over Lewis's chest on his way to several touchdown runs.