Self-aggrandizing athletes

[TitoFan]

Well. Ray Lewis could use a big ol cup of get the fuck over ya'self If I see that ass clown stomp 'dance' one more time I'm pitching an empty at the flatscreen. He may not be calling himself the best LB to play but dude. We get it, ok, tears...emotion...face paint...soap boxes, Jesus and loooong goodbyes. Now fuck right off. Thanks

Finally! Someone else not overcome with tears watching the "Goodbye Ray Lewis" show.
AMEN, brother!!


(Tony Gonzalez, arguably the best tight end ever to play the game, also retired this year and he hasn't yet been spotted handing out flyers of his face to passing motorists. Take notes, Ray.)

[GOAT]

You got problems with athletes who know their role?

[TitoFan]

No. As long as they don't take up 2-page spreads in the newspaper to tell us about it.

[Gandalf]

James Toney is the king of this. When Toney is talking you better be listening because it's James Toney time! He'll knock your mic, sing a sonnet for Burger King, all the whilst declaring himself the greatest thing since Barbie.

[GOAT]

No. As long as they don't take up 2-page spreads in the newspaper to tell us about it.

Best advice: don't buy if you don't like.

[TitoFan]

No. As long as they don't take up 2-page spreads in the newspaper to tell us about it.

Best advice: don't buy if you don't like.

Kinda hard to avoid the aerial banners paid for by Ray himself.