Why is crime so high in England?

[Gandalf]

Yes, you fat bastard. Wobble around and prove your worth. I live in the real world and find you boring. Not only am I smarter than you, my arse can fit on an aeroplane seat! This is cute. No Ivory Tower, but a realistic airplane seat which you could fit upon.

So according to you I am fat, but not so fat to where I can't fit in a regular airplane seat....or did the smarty pants fuck up his own post?

miles, your retaliation to my posts only shows how correct I am about you.

Not really, no.

You are trying to prove yourself a man and show that you can survive in my universe and in some ways you can, but you are just dull and fat.

Your arse has a maximum of 5 hours. It is very unfortunate.