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The Corona girls are on form tonight. Lots of silicone with your beer.
I've always wondered why they advertize Corona with a slice of lime, is it because all Mexican beer is swill and they have to mask the taste with bitter citrus?
Is it just me, or do the Corona girls all look like they, have full time jobs in a Mexican brothel.
Any beer you need to add any kind of taste to isn't proper beer. Mexican beers like Corona and Sol are like fucking lemonade. Total piss.

The two girls tonight are of a higher standard than usual.

I wonder if you can buy those fucking outfits.
All the Mexican beers are piss water, including Dos Equis, I bought a 12 pack of the "amber", drank 2, and gave the rest away to a friend who seems to be enamored by the advertizements, and wouldn't know the difference.
Blasphemy! Ok ok the only reason I drink Tecate half the time is in hopes of one of its ring girls materializing. I dig Models and Corona w/ orange. Sol tastes like a mouth full of wet dirt.

Time! WAR REES...cough