Airplane baby slapper gets fired from his job

[TitoFan]

Babies are just disgusting. I would promote the guy. Your baby is making a noise on my plane? I will punch it full on in the face and kill it. Now will you upset your fellow passengers ever again?. No....I taught you a lesson. Lesson learned, nobody else wants to hear your noisy offspring.

You might want to kill the parent, too.
Thereby eliminating the chance she may have more offspring.

At least a baby won't punch back, eh?
At the most he'll vomit all over you, enraging you further.

And then an uppercut to unleash the spinal cord which is then shoved down the babies throat thus killing it.

Back on topic away from my showboating, I do hate babies on planes. If you choose to have a child then you should prepare for all eventualities. That is being a parent. The truth is very few of these people have such strengths. They would happily annoy eveyone with their horrid little freak. 'I paid for my ticket and thus you shouldn't sleep all night'. Times 200. Punch it, kill it. Gameshow over. Children should have a special plane part of their own that costs a lot of money.

I will say this. A pet peeve of mine is parents who will sit through a movie at a theater with a crying kid. Back when my kids were that age, we would get up and leave (if we had brought the baby at all), no matter how good the movie was. No sense in disturbing other paying customers through no fault of their own. You gotta pick your battles. On a plane there's little where else to go, except maybe the baggage compartment.

Hey..... don't get any ideas, Miles.