Airplane baby slapper gets fired from his job

[AdamGB]

He says 'shocking' things for that exact reaction.

I would have just ignored him, but I found the idea that he thinks that a punch from him could harm even a baby absurd.

[Beanz]

He says 'shocking' things for that exact reaction.

I would have just ignored him, but I found the idea that he thinks that a punch from him could harm even a baby absurd.

You are right I maybe over reacted to such childish goading and played into his feeble, bony sweaty hands.

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[TitoFan]

He says 'shocking' things for that exact reaction.

I would have just ignored him, but I found the idea that he thinks that a punch from him could harm even a baby absurd.

He might only consider the idea if the baby was traveling by itself.
It would be humiliating to be wasted by an angry mother.

[TitoFan]

One can only hope Miles would pick on this baby....

[Gandalf]

Give me one of those funky Piers Morgan promoted guns and all the babies on the plane would be in trouble and parents too! It's a darn shame this isn't 1971 when guns on planes were perfectly viable! Some of you underestimate my vast talents. I am quite sure I am able to punch a baby in the head and then avoid the belly flop of an obese whale. It is prejediced to accept the punching of me, but not of that of babies who are noisy. It's just double standards. Either you accept punching for things that annoy you or you don't.

[Gandalf]

In all honesty, what I would really love is for airplane travel to simply not be an option. I would really love to just take the ship everywhere and to sleep in my own cabin, eat at my own leisure, to enjoy the feeling of being free, to just gaze out upon the oceans.

Airplane travel is just something that is so unpleasant. From the hassles of checking in with other annoyed passengers, to the regimentation of everything on board, the horrid bathrooms, the limited food, the inability to control who is sitting next to you or the foot thumping on the back of your chair. And yes, screaming babies can make an 11 hour all nighter after a previous 6 hour flight a living hell.

In that environment I would in that particular instant like to eradicate any person getting on my nerves. I go out of my way in those situations to be mute and just get on with it, but for some reason a fair number of others just don't know how to do that. And if you are a parent taking a child onto a flight like that, then are out of your mind. Leave the child home like you would a pet, but to annoy hundreds of others on these horribly huge planes. That is so selfish.

Of course I wouldn't really batter a child, but I can emphasise with the baby slapper and I am sure others could too. They aren't likeable things on airplane journeys.

[TitoFan]

Airplane travel is a total drag. I can't fathom how humanity has made so many advances in all fields of technology, and yet air travel remains back in the 1960's. Being in an aluminum can with wings for anything over 1 hour is uncomfortable as far as I'm concerned. Lousy, cramped seats, lousy (or none) food, and yes... the occasional annoying passenger. At least I don't suffer from claustrophobia, like my brother does. He tells me a horror tale of his plane being stuck on a runway for a while, and someone in his vicinity (unidentified) having an upset stomach. You can imagine the rest. Every once in awhile, everyone in the immediate area would scrinch up their nose as a result of someone's gross insensitivity and totally putrid intestines. Finally my brother spoke up in general, recommending that the offender make his/her way to the bathroom and spare the rest of the passengers further agony. The problem was made worse when the plane's crew decided to turn down the A/C while they were waiting on the runway.

[El Kabong]

I would have figured miles would be on some sort of "No fly list" by now

[Beanz]

Disappointing and pathetic.