Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
It's all just matter and actually none of it matters (the whole space/ time/ god thing)

If god was/ is so against sperm being wasted outside of the vadge, why is he keen to allow it to be spray painted onto choir boys for centuries?

God cares about your friends cock as much as his wife does.



Just for fun, what you should do, considering it has been so long, is take your friend to a strip club and pay for him to have a dance. Guaranteed soggy pants.
Sounds like a plan, but my friend is worse then a woman when it comes to feeling guilty about things, even if I 'could' get him to go to a strip club, which isn't likely. And besides, i'd have much more fun going by myself.. hahaha