Does God have a purpose for your penis?

[Mars_ax]

The Penis song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mermWNac8

Mars you have to face it your Friend is a WANKER.

Actually the "wanker" is more of an 'acquaintance' then he is a friend. I'm a Vietnam era U.S.A.F. veteran and so is my wife who was in the U.S. Navy. There's a group of us Vets here in East Texas who meet up a couple times a year to shoot the shit, swap lies about the big fish we caught, eat lunch, drink a beer, coffee and whatnot, a Band of Brothers in arms as it were.
Anyway the "wanker" (who is much younger then most of us) joined in a convo some of us were having about jerkin-off. It wasn't like a deep discussion or anything, "wanker" did most of the talking, we were all kind of chuckling/snickering under our breath.
I bumped into this same "wanker" who was ahead of me in the checkout line at the supermarket a few weeks back. He was eyeballing the six pack of Guinness in bottles I was getting ready to buy with a disdainful look, and made some barely audible comment like "why the geeness"? I guess "god" must not like people who drink beer either.