Airplane baby slapper gets fired from his job

[TitoFan]

One can only hope Miles would pick on this baby....

[Gandalf]

Give me one of those funky Piers Morgan promoted guns and all the babies on the plane would be in trouble and parents too! It's a darn shame this isn't 1971 when guns on planes were perfectly viable! Some of you underestimate my vast talents. I am quite sure I am able to punch a baby in the head and then avoid the belly flop of an obese whale. It is prejediced to accept the punching of me, but not of that of babies who are noisy. It's just double standards. Either you accept punching for things that annoy you or you don't.

[Gandalf]

In all honesty, what I would really love is for airplane travel to simply not be an option. I would really love to just take the ship everywhere and to sleep in my own cabin, eat at my own leisure, to enjoy the feeling of being free, to just gaze out upon the oceans.

Airplane travel is just something that is so unpleasant. From the hassles of checking in with other annoyed passengers, to the regimentation of everything on board, the horrid bathrooms, the limited food, the inability to control who is sitting next to you or the foot thumping on the back of your chair. And yes, screaming babies can make an 11 hour all nighter after a previous 6 hour flight a living hell.

In that environment I would in that particular instant like to eradicate any person getting on my nerves. I go out of my way in those situations to be mute and just get on with it, but for some reason a fair number of others just don't know how to do that. And if you are a parent taking a child onto a flight like that, then are out of your mind. Leave the child home like you would a pet, but to annoy hundreds of others on these horribly huge planes. That is so selfish.

Of course I wouldn't really batter a child, but I can emphasise with the baby slapper and I am sure others could too. They aren't likeable things on airplane journeys.

[TitoFan]

Airplane travel is a total drag. I can't fathom how humanity has made so many advances in all fields of technology, and yet air travel remains back in the 1960's. Being in an aluminum can with wings for anything over 1 hour is uncomfortable as far as I'm concerned. Lousy, cramped seats, lousy (or none) food, and yes... the occasional annoying passenger. At least I don't suffer from claustrophobia, like my brother does. He tells me a horror tale of his plane being stuck on a runway for a while, and someone in his vicinity (unidentified) having an upset stomach. You can imagine the rest. Every once in awhile, everyone in the immediate area would scrinch up their nose as a result of someone's gross insensitivity and totally putrid intestines. Finally my brother spoke up in general, recommending that the offender make his/her way to the bathroom and spare the rest of the passengers further agony. The problem was made worse when the plane's crew decided to turn down the A/C while they were waiting on the runway.

[El Kabong]

I would have figured miles would be on some sort of "No fly list" by now

[FinitoElDinamita]

Miles you are a total cunt and if someone did have the good sense to batter the krap out of you the world would be a little bit of a better place.
There is joking and there is revealing the sick depths of your selfish, heartless and frankly pitiful hate fuelled inhumanity. All because you didn't get the biggest room as a child, fucking boo hoo, poor Miles h
is parents split up, fuck you you sniveling, pant wetting, shit gargling, lanky streak of piss.

Miles always did strike me as one of those 40 year old virgins who never gets pussy.

But anyway. Id be hella pissed too if Im in a plane and a motherfucking baby is crying and fuckin up my trip..

People with babies shouldnt ride planes..

[brocktonblockbust]

Babies are just disgusting. I would promote the guy. Your baby is making a noise on my plane? I will punch it full on in the face and kill it. Now will you upset your fellow passengers ever again?. No....I taught you a lesson. Lesson learned, nobody else wants to hear your noisy offspring.

this, THIS.

[Beanz]

Disappointing and pathetic.

[Gandalf]

Miles you are a total cunt and if someone did have the good sense to batter the krap out of you the world would be a little bit of a better place.
There is joking and there is revealing the sick depths of your selfish, heartless and frankly pitiful hate fuelled inhumanity. All because you didn't get the biggest room as a child, fucking boo hoo, poor Miles h
is parents split up, fuck you you sniveling, pant wetting, shit gargling, lanky streak of piss.

Miles always did strike me as one of those 40 year old virgins who never gets pussy.

But anyway. Id be hella pissed too if Im in a plane and a motherfucking baby is crying and fuckin up my trip..

People with babies shouldnt ride planes..

For a Korean chap I am surprised you can get pussy without paying for it, but regardless of pleasantries I am glad to see you agree.

I wouldn't assault a child as I am too lazy, but I would certainly use biotic powers to make it fall to the floor in an attempt to induce a 12 hour concussion. They need mini hammers at airports and the forced concussion of babies. It is no different to allowing passengers to be drunk in an attempt to sleep the flight off. Or else sound proof boxes like the toilets. Babies could easily be piled up in the toilets, seat down of course as one never wants to appear too outlandish.

[greynotsoold]

Melatonin is a must for traveling babies- the natural alternative to Benadryl.

[Spicoli]

Amazes me that this guy didn't get the ever loving shit beat out of him. At the very least a boot buried far up his arse.

After jail he should do court ordered work at a diaper cleaning-recycling factory

[TitoFan]

Amazes me that this guy didn't get the ever loving shit beat out of him. At the very least a boot buried far up his arse.

After jail he should do court ordered work at a diaper cleaning-recycling factory

Justice!



That.... and maybe some piped-in baby screaming "music" for his listening pleasure in his jail cell.