My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, We had his ashes
scattered over his wifes face.
My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, We had his ashes
scattered over his wifes face.
A man walks into a petrol station and says to the woman behind the till "Can I have Kit-Kat Chunky" she turns round and passes him a Kit-Kat Chunky, "No," he says, "I wanted a normal Kit-Kat you fat bitch"!
The irish SAS have just stormed Dublin zoo. They killed 3 gorillas and have
released all the Ostriches........
After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday,i think there are 3 things you should know......
First her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get it in. Secondly she takes it over
her face without any complaint, and thirdly the staff at Madame Tussauds are
fucking miserable fuckers with no sense of humour.........
Paddy and Mick went to London to donate sperm, it was a disaster,Paddy missed the tube,
and Mick came on the bus......
There is a fine line between a fisherman and just some idiot standing on a beach.
Learning to speak Irish..
Oil beef hooked.
(Someone actually attempted calling a racehorse that)
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