Any good jokes ????

[roberto duran legend]

My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, We had his ashes
scattered over his wifes face.

Did you play some crap 70's music in the background as you did it?

Haha of course mate

[Master]

My porn star friend recently passed away. As a mark of respect, We had his ashes
scattered over his wifes face.

Did you play some crap 70's music in the background as you did it?

Haha of course mate

Did she say "sneller sneller" and you were wearing only your socks?

[deepdaledez]

A man walks into a petrol station and says to the woman behind the till "Can I have Kit-Kat Chunky" she turns round and passes him a Kit-Kat Chunky, "No," he says, "I wanted a normal Kit-Kat you fat bitch"!