Zou Shiming vs. Eleazar Valenzuela - Saturday fight/chat thread

[bzkfn]

$300,000 is a ridiculous amount, plus i've read that Shiming isn't all that good. If i'm not mistaken this might be some kind of PPV event in China, if so, Arum gets a chunk of the proceeds, plus something from HBO. Bob-father is slick as owl shit when it comes to money.

What would be funny as hell would be if Valenzuela kicks Shiming's ass, but just guessing i'd say Valenzuela is a 'can.

Please educate me as I'm unfamiliar. Just how slick is owl shit?

[Mars_ax]

$300,000 is a ridiculous amount, plus i've read that Shiming isn't all that good. If i'm not mistaken this might be some kind of PPV event in China, if so, Arum gets a chunk of the proceeds, plus something from HBO. Bob-father is slick as owl shit when it comes to money.

What would be funny as hell would be if Valenzuela kicks Shiming's ass, but just guessing i'd say Valenzuela is a 'can.

Please educate me as I'm unfamiliar. Just how slick is owl shit?

Ha! To be “slicker than owl shit” is to be very slick. The expression is popular throughout the South, but possibly originated in Texas.
There's also:
Slick as a jar full of eels
Slick as deer guts on a doorknob
Slick as grass through a goose
Slick as greased owl shit
Slick as pig snot
Slick enough to slide on barb wire
Slicker than buttered cats shit in a skillet
Slicker than deer guts on a door knob
Slicker than snot on a bald mans head
Slicker than snot on a door knob
Slicker than snot on a glass eye

I hope this helps

[Kirkland Laing]

Where is everybody then? Sitting in bed watching this with a pitcher of Bloody Marys.

[Mars_ax]

Where is everybody then? Sitting in bed watching this with a pitcher of Bloody Marys.

The HBO2 card doesn't start for 3 more hours or at 2:00 PM ET here in the States, that's when I plan to start watching.

cheers

[Kirkland Laing]

FNF-level ring card girls. Not even going to grade them. The Viloria fight is a cracker. No spoilers from me though.

[Mars_ax]

FNF-level ring card girls. Not even going to grade them. The Viloria fight is a cracker. No spoilers from me though.

I wonder if HBO2 isn't going to be shown on a tape delay.

[Mars_ax]

Just got hooked up with a stream, i'm listening to Merchant and Foreman do Viloria vs Estrada.

[Mars_ax]

For any of you interested, the HBO2 tape-delay of these fights is just starting.

At Macau (HBO2): Zou Shiming vs. Eleazar Valenzuela, 4 rounds, junior flyweights; Roman "Rocky" Martinez vs. Diego Magdaleno, 12 rounds, for Martinez's WBO junior lightweight title; Brian Viloria vs. Juan Francisco Estrada, 12 rounds, for Viloria's WBA/WBO flyweight title

Damn, I hope Merchant is just shitfaced and didn't have a stroke or something, he looks and sounds frail.

[Mars_ax]

1st up, Roman "Rocky" Martinez vs. Diego Magdaleno, I havn't seen any of this one.

Martinez looking sharp in the 1st round.