All Ken Barlow did was take a 12 year old escort to Kevin Webster’s garage for a touch up....
I feel sick now.
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All Ken Barlow did was take a 12 year old escort to Kevin Webster’s garage for a touch up....
I feel sick now.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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The worst letter i ever wrote..........
" Dear Jim,please can you fix it for me to go on its a knockout"....
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Got a porn film the other day,i put it in the dvd player but it was just a dark blurry
picture of some fat bloke holding his cock. Then i realised i hadn't switched the TV on.
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Q: What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
A: Luke warm.
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!'
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Originally Posted by Andre
oldie but goodie!
"A good stickgrappler has good stick skills, good grappling, & good stickgrappling & can keep track of all 3 simultaneously. This is a good trick & can be quite effective." - Marc 'Crafty Dog' Denny
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Man I got so many funny jokes that'll make ya laugh off your chairs but ive been warned a few times.
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guess no one gets this geek humor
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Why doesn't George RR Martin use Twitter?
Because he killed all 140 characters
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I didnt until I just looked up what one is on Google, then remembered Luke entered one.
guess no one gets this geek humor
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Obi wan? I don't remember that scene.I didnt until I just looked up what one is on Google, then remembered Luke entered one.
guess no one gets this geek humor
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Naomi Campbell is a tranny.
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I would be lying if i said i was a fan of the Manchester legend, but you have to admire
his career longevity and knack for nurturing young talent. Anyway enough about
Ken Barlow.
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The three women who have been set free in Ohio after ten years were asked by a psychologist
if they had any questions to ask.All three jumped up and asked "Have Arsenal won a cup yet."
My Cousin told me this joke the CUNT.
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