Signs that you are getting older

[Dia bando]

More block paving and slabbing, next weekend wonderful, knee's and back are knackered.

[Master]

You are not old, you are retro.

[Dia bando]

This will make some of you lot laugh, my wheel barrow tyre just blew out hell of a bang, I shit
myself , The old nerves are shot,

[Andre]

When the misses passes you that one bastard new to jar to open and you cant either and have to head for the tea towel for more grip.
I havent had to take one out to the shed yet for swearing and beating but I can sense the day.

[Beanz]

I have often thought the same about......what thread is this again?

[Dia bando]

Slippers are wonderful foot wear, I shall have to think about wearing them 24 7.

[Master]

Slippers are wonderful foot wear, I shall have to think about wearing them 24 7.

You do wear them a lot in a mental hospital.

[Beanz]

This will make some of you lot laugh, my wheel barrow tyre just blew out hell of a bang, I shit
myself , The old nerves are shot,

[brocktonblockbust]

More block paving and slabbing, next weekend wonderful, knee's and back are knackered.

i.e. after pulling out the ashes I have to use the same shovel and dig a 6 foot hole, then lay the tombstone slabs and blocks.

[Andre]

Ya have to lube up those long handled shovels,
or else you get blisters.
Or is it splinters

[brocktonblockbust]

Ya have to lube up those long handled shovels,
or else you get blisters.
Or is it splinters

vas-o-leeeeeen

[Dia bando]

Just finished doing some more slabbing and block paving, I'm fucked my back my poor knees,
I could do with the attention of a busty blond, will it stop the pain NO , but I'm sure it
will take my mind off it.

[greynotsoold]

You know how to tell when you are old? When your 6'5" 300 lb 26 year old gangnam-style dancing friend sends you an email entitled "Hope For You Yet Old Dude." And instead of whooping 40 pounds off him, you read the email. Could be a Denny's breakfast coupon, right?
But it is not. It is a dirty movie featuring a very hirsute gentleman with a grey beard and a long grey pony tail, and a rather attractive much younger woman. And they get busy for 23 minutes...and you know it is fraudulent.
Because in 23 minutes the old guy didn't stop and rest, not even once, and all that time laying on the bed, he didn't even try to sneak in a quick nap.

[Master]

You know how to tell when you are old? When your 6'5" 300 lb 26 year old gangnam-style dancing friend sends you an email entitled "Hope For You Yet Old Dude." And instead of whooping 40 pounds off him, you read the email. Could be a Denny's breakfast coupon, right?
But it is not. It is a dirty movie featuring a very hirsute gentleman with a grey beard and a long grey pony tail, and a rather attractive much younger woman. And they get busy for 23 minutes...and you know it is fraudulent.
Because in 23 minutes the old guy didn't stop and rest, not even once, and all that time laying on the bed, he didn't even try to sneak in a quick nap.

LOL watched that movie, it was real.

[Andre]

You know how to tell when you are old? When your 6'5" 300 lb 26 year old gangnam-style dancing friend sends you an email entitled "Hope For You Yet Old Dude." And instead of whooping 40 pounds off him, you read the email. Could be a Denny's breakfast coupon, right?
But it is not. It is a dirty movie featuring a very hirsute gentleman with a grey beard and a long grey pony tail, and a rather attractive much younger woman. And they get busy for 23 minutes...and you know it is fraudulent.
Because in 23 minutes the old guy didn't stop and rest, not even once, and all that time laying on the bed, he didn't even try to sneak in a quick nap.

If i owned Viagra, my brand would appear on the end of that one.