Travelling To Mexico

[Violent Demise]

Stay away from cartel areas. And don't leave any pretty women alone anywhere. Cartel will kidnap them and they'll never be seen again. And that's not a joke

I'm not taking any with me, but what would be the chances of kidnapping one back with me?

Not good. Thanks to them faggot ass terrorists. 9/11 changed everything. Them days of going into Mexico at 3 pm, getting drunk while you get lap dances from multiple 17 year old strippers and still making it back into the US before you go to work at 10 pm are over. It's damn near impossible to bring someone back with you. And it's a damn shame. Cuz they got some of the most gorgeous women ever. And all they wanna do is cook you something to eat while they do your laundry. Either way have a good trip