Travelling To Mexico

[Violent Demise]

Stay away from cartel areas. And don't leave any pretty women alone anywhere. Cartel will kidnap them and they'll never be seen again. And that's not a joke

I'm not taking any with me, but what would be the chances of kidnapping one back with me?

Not good. Thanks to them faggot ass terrorists. 9/11 changed everything. Them days of going into Mexico at 3 pm, getting drunk while you get lap dances from multiple 17 year old strippers and still making it back into the US before you go to work at 10 pm are over. It's damn near impossible to bring someone back with you. And it's a damn shame. Cuz they got some of the most gorgeous women ever. And all they wanna do is cook you something to eat while they do your laundry. Either way have a good trip

[greynotsoold]

Stay away from cartel areas. And don't leave any pretty women alone anywhere. Cartel will kidnap them and they'll never be seen again. And that's not a joke

I'm not taking any with me, but what would be the chances of kidnapping one back with me?

Not good. Thanks to them faggot ass terrorists. 9/11 changed everything. Them days of going into Mexico at 3 pm, getting drunk while you get lap dances from multiple 17 year old strippers and still making it back into the US before you go to work at 10 pm are over. It's damn near impossible to bring someone back with you. And it's a damn shame. Cuz they got some of the most gorgeous women ever. And all they wanna do is cook you something to eat while they do your laundry. Either way have a good trip

20 years ago I used to go to El Paso to visit friends and then go to Juarez for the fights. From the area where my friend's family lived in El Paso, you could go down the road and cross into mexico on a one lane wooden bridge, get Corona for $5 a case, even after you paid the 'guard' on the bridge.
When I was last there in 1997, cocaine was literally being thrown across the Rio grande like tennis balls. You could go across into the less reputable areas of Juarez and back with no 'security' whatsoever...Don't think I would do that now.

[FinitoElDinamita]

I suggest u not go unless u know somebody.. If ur a foreigner and look like u got money, you are in danger.

My friend's uncle runs with the Sinaloa Cartel so ive been there alot without trouble but still, Mexico is a dangerous place..

[Master]

I do not think I will visit the place anytime soon from the sound of things.

[superheavyrhun]

I suggest u not go unless u know somebody.. If ur a foreigner and look like u got money, you are in danger.

My friend's uncle runs with the Sinaloa Cartel so ive been there alot without trouble but still, Mexico is a dangerous place..

Well, the first bit is heading over to a friend's wedding, so that bit in MC should be cool. And anyway, I'm a scruffy motherhubbard and look like I have little more than a bad case of paleface. I'm not going to have much money to steal anyway. If someone gets away with more than a few hundred pesos and a photocopy of my passport they'll have robbed someone else instead.

[Violent Demise]

I suggest u not go unless u know somebody.. If ur a foreigner and look like u got money, you are in danger.

My friend's uncle runs with the Sinaloa Cartel so ive been there alot without trouble but still, Mexico is a dangerous place..

Well, the first bit is heading over to a friend's wedding, so that bit in MC should be cool. And anyway, I'm a scruffy motherhubbard and look like I have little more than a bad case of paleface. I'm not going to have much money to steal anyway. If someone gets away with more than a few hundred pesos and a photocopy of my passport they'll have robbed someone else instead.

Like most places it's cool in the day. It's the night where it'll be a good idea to be in doors. The bars are actually a pretty safe place to be. Really the bars are the best thing about Mexico. You should watch your money no matter what. But you don't really have to worry about being robbed in a bar or club. Your safety is important to good business. Just be prepared to buy drinks. Cuz no lie, as soon as you walk in and sit down a girl will come sit on your lap and ask you to buy her a drink that she ain't even gonna drink. Most of them are to fucking hot to say no to. And it ain't just Mexican girls either. You got Chinese, Japanese. Pretty much anything Asian. Last time I was there the beer was about $7. $11 got you 2 drinks and a plate of snacks. Lap dances were $20. $40 to $70 gets you more than dancing. And not only do you get to pick the girl you wanna penetrate but the condoms and secure area are supplied. What more you want? Really you shouldn't even go the wedding. Just chill at the bars

[Master]

Forget the wedding just stay in the bar.

[superheavyrhun]

Okay, now you put it like that VD...this is increasingly sounding like my kind of place! I'm sure you've been to a Mexican wedding....there's gonna be 12 bridesmaids...and a free bar at their hacienda. Free bar to a Brit is like an invitation to party till I puke!

[superheavyrhun]

well, off i go at 6am tomorrow. See y'all on the flip side.

[GOAT]

Good idea amigo. I should really visit my baby-mommas JLo and Salma sometime.

Hasta luego muchachomacho.