Crime in Montana

[Jerry Rice]

Just in on the noon news. There were three prostitution arrests in the small town of Belgrade after a police sting at a spa. The three women arrested were 51, 53, and 70 years of age.

Were they lookers .!

People come to Montana to catch fish, to hunt elk or deer or mountain sheep. You will NEVER hear anybody say "Let's go to Montana and look at the women." Never, ever.

In 1996 an 18 year old VC went fly fishing in Glacier National and balled the local Prom queen that worked at the B&B we were staying at. She was pretty hot. So, you guys had one looker at least.

What is a VC