Well yesterday on the way home from sparring, I hadn't had a shave in a while and don't think I'd cleaned the blood off my nose (this Welter weight is so fucking fast :P) and this fat American Tourist came up to me...

Indiscimrinetly, despite me looking really rough... she starts asking me in the broadest 'Generic American Tourist accent' I've heard, if I could direct her to a close shop she'd heard about that sell clothes for 'Large Woman'...

I had to talk through my teeth so I didn't burst out laughing, I'm expecting to end up on some Candid Camera program soon.

Was expecting Mr. Blobby or Jeremy beadle to pop up.