Why do British people underestimate the taste of a cheeseburger ???

[Andre]

Colleague?

Fucks sake. I hate it when internet illusions are shattered. I always pictured Fenster as a full time gambler with no job, one of his sisters roll ups constantly hanging out of his mouth, old distressed suit with a lary shirt and sunglasses. Popping in and out of bookies and occasionally giving some mobster types the slip down an alley.

You're telling me you're a regular bloke with a job?

Twat.

What a beautiful portrait of me. I love it.

I had big plans of taking up drinking and hanging out at the track with you for a day when I come over there.

Can I come? No running away from gangster types though, we stand and fight like men!

Sounds like a plan.