Why this forum is about everything except the sweet science actually?

[p4pking]

Jesus doesn't think so, he told me.

[SugarBoxing]

Jesus doesn't think so, he told me.

I have nothing to prove to you personally, I am the best, forget the rest

[p4pking]

Jesus doesn't think so, he told me.

I have nothing to prove to you personally, I am the best, forget the rest

If jesus tells me things about you surely it's important though. There was something in a book that starts with G, it said lots about you.

[SugarBoxing]

Jesus doesn't think so, he told me.

I have nothing to prove to you personally, I am the best, forget the rest

If jesus tells me things about you surely it's important though. There was something in a book that starts with G, it said lots about you.

Greatest? I knew it long before you said it, tnx anyway

[Gandalf]

I am currently reading the Bible for kicks and God seems like a complete cunt. He decided to eradicate all life on earth and made the poor sod, Noah, collect 2 of every species on earth to put into a big boat. Now how big such a boat would be is unimaginable considering that Bible types disagree with evolution and that all the wealth of life on earth as we know it must have been collected and put on this boat. Did Noah and his kids search around the Amazon and collect up rare and exotic spiders and put them in compartmentalised plastic containers? Did they gather microscopes and make sure that the bugs were all distinct and unique and of both genders?

Then of course God regretted what he did and decided to never again eradicate life on earth. However, he got moody again and decided to blitzkrieg Sodom and Gomorrah. Also God was so warped that he decided to punish the people of Babel who built a tower to connect them with heaven and the punishment was to divide the human race into tribes with different languages so that they couldn't be so clever again. I guess as a second language instructor, God thinks I am the work of Satan and that all people who speak a second language will at some point need to be eradicated. Then of course there was God's stipulation that his chosen people must hack off their penises and how he would make childbirth as painful as possible to make women realise that humanity was rotten to its core.

The miracle to me is how anyone can believe in such a God. A God of spite, of revenge, of wrath and rage, of utter contempt for humanity. But then I see the user name NV Semin, which translates into Envy Semen and who clearly worships a deranged mythical lunatic. Idiots will believe whatever crap is handed on a page and the world proves it daily.

The Bible is a fun read just to see how inbred and warped religious people appear to have been. These days you would describe them as schizophrenics, but in those days it was all about visions. Who the fuck has a vision or shakes spasmodically at a religious gathering? Only people who aren't well.

[SugarBoxing]

I am currently reading the Bible for kicks and God seems like a complete cunt.

" The entrance of God's words gives light; it gives understanding unto the simple"

Keep on reading!

P.S. if anybody wants to discuss the Bible and such, we can make a separate thread.

[Gandalf]

I am currently reading the Bible for kicks and God seems like a complete cunt.

" The entrance of thy words giveth light; it giveth understanding unto the simple"

Keep on reading!

P.S. if anybody wants to discuss the Bible and such, we can make a separate thread.

It's comedy at best. The only reason people still adhere to that book is because of childhood indoctrination or trauma that has suddenly led to belief.

The Old Testament in particular is a treatment of religious deity as psychopath. If that is your Lord, then go right through those pearly gates, and enjoy.