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    Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
    Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
    you saw her cunt too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
    Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
    that reminds me of a time i was in torquay, i was in pizza express eating a pizza with my wife and my then baby eldest son

    there was this bird sat at a table close, it had like a comfy couch rather than the normal wooden chairs

    she was sat a bit to one side with a short skirt and i could almost see her fanny, i was looking over all night to see if i could get a glimps

    she wasnt bad looking and i was quite excited about the prospect

    anyway when she got up it turns out that although she had two legs they were on a bit funny and she like badly swayed from side to side whilst she walked
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    Quote Originally Posted by erics44 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
    Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
    that reminds me of a time i was in torquay,i was in pizza express eating a pizza with my wife and my then baby eldest son

    there was this bird sat at a table close, it had like a comfy couch rather than the normal wooden chairs

    she was sat a bit to one side with a short skirt and i could almost see her fanny, i was looking over all night to see if i could get a glimps

    she wasnt bad looking and i was quite excited about the prospect

    anyway when she got up it turns out that although she had two legs they were on a bit funny and she like badly swayed from side to side whilst she walked
    Is that new on the menu there?

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    Default Re: Physical Asset of a fighter

    I'm going to go along with the brain being the most important aspect/muscle/organ/asset in the sport.

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    Default Re: Physical Asset of a fighter

    Oh it's definitely mental. How many buffed up fighters fold under pressure or limited pugs hang around enduring a thrashing. Both are very much a case of mental make up....balls, heart, "being game" etc.

    As far as the chick, maybe she has a goiter Inbred with a pelican or something?

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    If you were not weird you would be checking her tits and ass.
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    Default Re: Physical Asset of a fighter

    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    If you were not weird you would be checking her tits and ass.
    Or thinking how easy it would be to reach her throat with his peanut, rather than how hard of a punch he could hit her with before she would get hurt.....

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