Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
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Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
that reminds me of a time i was in torquay, i was in pizza express eating a pizza with my wife and my then baby eldest son
there was this bird sat at a table close, it had like a comfy couch rather than the normal wooden chairs
she was sat a bit to one side with a short skirt and i could almost see her fanny, i was looking over all night to see if i could get a glimps
she wasnt bad looking and i was quite excited about the prospect
anyway when she got up it turns out that although she had two legs they were on a bit funny and she like badly swayed from side to side whilst she walked
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I'm going to go along with the brain being the most important aspect/muscle/organ/asset in the sport.
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Oh it's definitely mental. How many buffed up fighters fold under pressure or limited pugs hang around enduring a thrashing. Both are very much a case of mental make up....balls, heart, "being game" etc.
As far as the chick, maybe she has a goiterInbred with a pelican or something?
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If you were not weird you would be checking her tits and ass.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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