Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
Theres a girl in work who's missing a leg. I've often thought that cant help if she was a boxer. So I found out. Punched her in the face at the vending machine. She went down like a sack of spuds, stupid cunt.
that reminds me of a time i was in torquay, i was in pizza express eating a pizza with my wife and my then baby eldest son

there was this bird sat at a table close, it had like a comfy couch rather than the normal wooden chairs

she was sat a bit to one side with a short skirt and i could almost see her fanny, i was looking over all night to see if i could get a glimps

she wasnt bad looking and i was quite excited about the prospect

anyway when she got up it turns out that although she had two legs they were on a bit funny and she like badly swayed from side to side whilst she walked